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cryingbcmattyhealy:

Pierce The Veil- Albums + Tracklisting 

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— 18 hours ago with 1636 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

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— 18 hours ago with 255014 notes

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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— 18 hours ago with 394639 notes

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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— 18 hours ago with 97915 notes

buttercreamdicks:

I guess Zayn’s ice bucket challenge was directed by Ben Winston and that’s why Zayn’s not in it.

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— 18 hours ago with 3456 notes
windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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— 18 hours ago with 176049 notes